LOL!

I joined in 2007. I read pretty much the entire site at that time. I didn't want to seem lazy or too busy to look things up myself.

I have 2 children. They were taught better than to burst into a room and start whining or asking others to "do for them".
Everyone on the planet shouldn't either. The world would be a better place...

As to those who pin a tail on a near-dead donkey-we're just having fun at their expense! Try it-you'll like it.