Originally Posted by
Franc Rauscher
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the Report Card that's in my center desk drawer.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
Mom texts son: Son, this is Mom! Sad to report "Dad" had a coronary reading your letter, he never got to the PS. Never come home again and make sure you learn a lot about consequences of pulling pranks!
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