OK, a few things right off the bat :
1. GET A NEW BATTERY !
2. interior lights and remote not working : Fuse 9 in under hood fuse box.
3. other misc crap : most likely low voltage from the battery, possible alternator, but I doubt it.
4. Smoke : most likely leaking valve cover vent covers.
5. Headlight : Fuse 6 in panel on left end of dash, or bad wiring or burnt H7 bulb connector or intermittent/bad bulb.

Need more detailed info on the top issue:
1. do the windows go down when the top is unlatched ?
2. have you checked the cargo divider switch ?
3. have you checked the top unlatched switch ?
4. have you checked the trunk latch switch ?