Don't worry. The dealer sticker will be gone soon enough. I just don't trust myself with a razor.

Alarm? Well, if it went off, it didn't wake me up. The missus said that the dogs got crazy sometime this morning, but they get crazy when a cat goes down the street. Can't trust them for anything.

Nothing was stolen from the car at all. Radio not jimmied, glove box not rifled through...even my change was still there and my sunglasses were sitting in their usual spot. This wasn't to steal...it was to punish. I had a nice car that was easy to get to and some peckerhead decided that he needed to steal $500 from me.

Dammit.