Originally Posted by
Franc Rauscher
WHEN I DIE, I WANT A CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL.
HOWEVER, AT THE END OF THE SERVICE, I WANT THE ORGANIST TO PLAY
"POP GOES THE WEASAL" OVER AND OVER UNTIL EVERYONE IN ATTENDANCE IS STARING AT THE COFFIN IN PETREFIED SILENT, HORRIFIED ANTICIPATUION.
Oh, I like that a lot! Maybe I'll put in a request to be cremated, and have that done.