I though this one was very good. jim

A

lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th

birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious

hotel..

When she

checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a

bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so

high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms

aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I

didn't even have

breakfast!"

The clerk

told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and

breakfast had been included had she

wante...d it.

She insisted on speaking to the

Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk

clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool

and a huge conference center which are available for

use." "But I

didn't use them." ''Well, they are here,

and you could

have." He went on to

explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel

shows for which they were so famous. "We have the

best entertainers from all over the world performing

here." "But I

didn't go to any of those shows.." She

Pleaded.

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

was the reply.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she

replied,

"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager

countered with his

standard

response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the

Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and

gave it to

him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the

check.

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"

"That's correct" she replied "I charged

you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't sleep with you madam!"

said the manager

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could

have."!!(ˆ◡ˆ)¸.•´✿¨`*•✿

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