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Old Dec 15, 2015 | 02:15 PM
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Franc Rauscher
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Default Re: The Forum Joke thread...

Here's one,,, not a joke per se but a puzzle


You are driving your Crossfire in a heavy winter storm. As you come to a bus stop you see three people.


One is an old woman who looks like she is about to die out in the weather. Her thin coat is barely covering her shivering body. Soaking wet and coughing... pale as death. She needs immediate help , maybe even a doctor.


Two, you also recognize and old friend who once saved your life. He too is suffering from the brutal weather and you could return the favor a bit by rescuing him tonite.


The third person is obviously the woman, or man, of your dreams. You know instantly this is THE ONE and you will never have a chance to meet them ever again in such circumstances. You simply cannot pass up this one chance.


But;;;;
You're in your Crossfire. Only one seat left open..


WHAT DO YOU DO?


The Christian thing would be the old woman
The smart thing would be your best friend
The selfish thing would be the love of your life.




What to do,,, What , to,,, DO?














There is an answer.












































































Give up?




























Hand your keys to your friend, you can trust him to take the old woman to the hospital. Then sit down next to the love of your life and introduce yourself. If you are right, the storm won't matter.


If, on the other hand, you are wrong, your friend will be back to return the car and get you home.
 

Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Dec 17, 2015 at 09:56 PM.
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