Originally Posted by
VALK
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing so she called him on his cell phone.
The wife said " Where are you ?
He said " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace.
I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you? "
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop" she replied.
He said...well I am in the pub next to that." 
They say hearing is the 2nd thing to go with old age, I forget what the first is...
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