Are you a Texan?
I reckon, ahem,..estimate that I've seen a hundred Crossfires between Dripping Springs, Hallettsville, Bay City, Weatherford, Tyler, Sherman, and Corinth. Oh, Yeah, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Denton, and Foat Wuth, too. So, are y'all out there? Sing out-we'll count hooves and divide by four.
By the way, expatriates are welcome. You can take the boy outa Texas, but...