You must have been using something like an iPad for your first post attempt here. Sometimes mine thinks it knows what I am going to say if I mis key a word and what comes out is gobbledegook, real words that mean nothing when put together.
Can you get one that repels people?
I know you can buy gizmos that ruin the cell phone signal that the annoying person next to you is using on his cell. This results in lots of hello hellos to a scrambled call, illegal but lots of fun I'm told.