Well I got a quote from SOS. $695 for a reboot. I called up luigi who spent several hours on it and he know feels assured that it isnt the keys. I hope hes right. He thinks some coffee or other liquid fell into the transmission via the gearshift and thinks its ruined the connection to the computer. He says he gotten the car to fire up.

Im not sure what to think at this point. Keys, coffee, next thing I know the previous owner accidently poured a pint of vodka into the windshield cleaner reservoir. Lol.