My Belvedere would have been in a junk yard too had I not taken it in as a toy.
It's a real POS. That's why it got a 4 page spread in the January 2002 issue of Mopar Muscle magazine and had some camera time behind Christopher Titus in an episode of Rides on TLC.

Ya see, it's just a toy. Nothing more, nothing less. The best part is that I don't see 12 or 13 just like it every day.

If you're half my age, you wouldn't be able to drive. Being 12 years old would account for your attitude.
Why would I cry if I knew what you made? Was it a poopie in your shorts or something?

Don't worry. I'm secure with my income, my toys, and the size of my pen*s.