Try this :
Unhook the negative battery cable.
Turn the key all the way on and leave it for 15 minutes or so.
Turn the key back off.
Hook the battery back up.
Try it. ( and may the odds be forever in your favor )
This will heretofore be known as the "Universal Crossfire Reboot" or "Cure for the Crossfire blue screen"
This has been reported to work for others with the three strike and you are out scenario.