LOL. Maybe I should offer a "RACE EDITION" ?

Custom Gutted Interior & Superflous Mechanical Accessories.
Custom NASCAR Style Roll Cage.
1-Sparco Pro 2000 Racing Seat.
1-Schroth 5 Point Harness.
Custom ECU.
Custom Dual Racing Exhaust (Minus Catalytic Converters).
Schrick Cams.
Eibach Springs.
Koni Dampers.
Light Weight 18" Alloy Wheels. (18x8.5f / 18x10r)
Hoosier R3S04 Competition Tires. (235-40-18f / 285-35-18r)
SRT6 Brakes.
Fire Suppression System.
Main Electrical Cut-out Switch.
Custom Video Camera Mount. (to film those exploits)

"small print"
not responsible for injury or death occurring from operation of this vehicle. not responsible for this vehicle failing all smog tests. buyer assumes all liability from being chased by the police for driving this vehicle on the street.