I drive a battered old '95 Dodge one ton truck. Great truck but 22 years of driving it hard and putting it away wet shows. For my last birthday I hinted to the wife I wanted a magnetic sign to put on the tailgate to read



"I drive this piece of junk
so I can afford the insurance
on my Chrysler Crossfire"


I got instead an old SAM ADAMS beer sign from a bar in Boston. I'm fine with that. but I'm not putting it on my truck