I went to the liquor store last Friday. It was such a nice day I rode my bicycle.


I bought a bottle of scotch and placed it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, it occurred to me that if I were to fall, the scotch bottle might break.


SO,,,;


I drank the scotch before I cycled home.


This turned out to be a very good decision on my part because, as it happens, before I got home I fell off the bike seven times.