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Old Jan 27, 2018 | 12:24 PM
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Three Parachutes

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane. The plane was plummeting and was going to crash into a building. There were only 3 parachutes on board.
"I'm the greatest man here, I'll take a parachute" said Obama.
"I'm the smartest man here so I'll take a parachute" said Trump.
They both grabbed their parachutes and jumped out of the plane.
The Pope said to the young boy. "Go ahead son, take the last parachute".
The boy replied "It's alright, the smartest man in the world just took my school bag."
 
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