Earlier today, I had a chat with a county police man.

"Sir, you going a little fast out there" (hand on un snapped side arm).

"Sorry sir, yep I went around that corner a bit quickly but I didn't think it was too fast."

"Well, I was coming the other way and it looked plenty fast to me. You been drinking today?"

"Nope, it's only 2 o'clock, just cleaned my wheels and doing a little circuit run around the block" He checks the wheels to see.

"Ever been caught speeding before?"

"Ever? yes!"

"Wait here" (comes back a few tense moments later).

"OK sir, you'll have to get out of that car and let me drive it back."

"What?"

"I'm just kidding sir, that's a really nice car. I'm giving you a warning this time. Please drive carefully on you way home."

"No worries about that!"

Wife says, "see I told you, it's a ticket magnet, Mario (Andretti).

"First, it's Ayrton (Senna) and, secondly, it's just like tv...it looks like you're going 20 mph faster."

"Yeah right Ayrton."

Thank goodness for reasonable policemen!