I hope you're kidding about the bat and the I for and I thing. No matter how it hurts, it does not justify that type of action on your part. You would be drawing attention to yourself and would be lucky to get off with a severe a$$ kicking if caught. You might end up wearing that bat where the sun don't shine... and be careful who you mess with in states with liberal gun carry laws, you may end up looking S&W eyeball to eyeball.