I hate when the jealous rent a cops at my site say stuff like don't take up two spaces. Moron, I'm parked about 5 miles from the site there are no people within 500 yards so go kill yourself. He put a ticket on my car and then proceeded to warn me that I would get a $500 ticket.

I ripped the ticket in his face and called the security company he works for and told them he was harassing me. LOL the dude doesn't even look my way now.

I hate losers.