Originally Posted by pizzaguy

WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT a minute. Your "lights out" light is on, the brake lights dont work and your ABS is on?

Your brake light switch may be bad. It is not hard to just order one and replace it. This assumes that ALL brake lights are not working, if only one is out, then the 'lights out' light is real and the ABS light is probably on due to a bad wheel speed sensor or the steering thingy is not calibrated. I covered the calibration in the last post.