Yesterday I was perusing craigslist looking at cars and punched in Crossfire. Oh, it's an SRT6. Oh, it's 30 miles away. Oh, it's got 16,000 miles. Oh, it's not priced by a crazy person. Oh, I can finance it like a normal car. I'm back and glad to be here.

The dealer's story is a local collector liquidated and this was the only modern vehicle in the collection. Nobody tried to sell it into the niche collector market, they just priced it like a normal low-mileage vehicle and put it on the lot. The dealer said he got a lot of calls but I was the first one to show up with money. So if you were trying to buy this car in Paso Robles I have it. I'll put the VIN in the registry, it's not there.

Graphite coupe bone stock like new. Return of the permagrin I have missed since selling my roadster.