Mark - Come on man. After putting up with you for soooooo many years, we all know that Ingrid deserves a little happiness.

Buy her a NEW (not used on E-Bay or on Tom Ahl's U/C lot) yellow two-tone AUTOMATIC Crossfire. This will also help ease the earlier marital trauma that you caused by trying to incorrectly teach her how to drive a 4 speed. I'm sure that Dr. Phil would give you the same advice.

p.s. - Try to get GolferGal to break away from the rainy Pacific N'West to join our Hocking Hills Run this fall in sunny Ohio.