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Old Feb 11, 2020 | 01:14 PM
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Default Re: Humor and Clean Jokes

I decided that the Crossfire needed some activity yesterday so I unhooked the trickle charger and went for a 10 minute ride, and found myself at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud middle easterners shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "praise Allah" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.What an experience. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, " Man...that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
 
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