Absolutely "NOBODY" can stir things up better than Firebase. The guy is a master, there is no two ways about it.
Firebase, if you're really that fed up with your car, it's understandable. Sometimes all it takes is a few problems to make a relationship go sour.
But if you just posted to get the forum all fumed up, while you kick back and have a good laugh over everybody's response... Well, that wouldn't surprise me either.