This car is so unique that it seems people gawk at it. I never would have imagined when I bought it just how many people look at it, stare at it, want to get closer to it and I actually had some jealous loser punch the back quarter panel close to the back window in the most expensive location on the entire car to get a dent out of. Please say a prayer the he gets his, Loser...

So here's my funny story: I'm at intersection with turning lanes so there is stopped traffic at three of the four corners. My windows down, music not to loud and the car is perfectly detailed and shiny as ever. To my right this Escalade is starting to turn in front of me as this lady in her 50's slips half her body out of the back window and in that Long Island/Jersey/New York City combination accent screams..."I WANT YOURRR CAAARRR, HONEYYY...

That was over 2 months ago and I still laugh every time I think about it. I can imagine that she, her husband and the other couple in the car talked about how funny she was the entire way home.