Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Tom, who does all the “editing out” of offensive posts at a Car Forum, finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his Crossfire for an upcoming Tail of the Dragon.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. ‟Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it is time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and just consider selling that thing.
Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, ”Darling, what’s wrong?‟
”There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.‟
”Ex-wife!‟, she screams, ”YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!‟
Tom’s reply: ”I wasn’t‟.