Update on this. Replaced the RCM with a brand new unit and no change, same symptoms. I need to have my folks check fuses, sounds like 35 and 37 feed the SKREEM and 11 feeds the coil packs.

Crank position sensor is original to the car. Fuel pump makes noise when you turn key to Run. I can check fuel pressure at the rail next time I am up there. This is all made more fun because I'm 2.5 hours away from the car... ugh.