Doubt that the car is truly out of gas to where it wouldn't even stay running for a few seconds. The issue is electronic, IMO.

Dad checked the relevant fuses (11 for coil packs, 35/37 for SKREEM) and they were all fine. I won't be up there until the week of Christmas, so my plan now is to bring my DRB III emulator and a crank position sensor and some tools.