Little Old Lady from Kansas
Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol Officer:
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---her body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms.
She did admit to also having a 9 mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she had just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what she was so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a frickin’ thing!"