Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Well, I took my friend to the emergency room yesterday. Ugh!!
Yesterday was not a good day at all. Jim decided to go horseback riding, to ease the boredom... something he hasn't done in a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! He got on the horse and started out fine. Nice and slow, but then he went a little faster.
Before he knew it, he was going as fast as the horse could go. He couldn't take the pace and fell off.
He caught his foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging him.
It wouldn't stop. He hit his head, banged up his back and elbow pretty good, and tore his shirt.
Thank goodness the kind manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine.
But he had the nerve to take the rest of my friend's change so he wouldn't ride the Elephant or Motorcycle.
He was also banned from the Merry-go-round. The nerve!
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Apr 12, 2022 at 08:31 AM.