I hate to tell you this but,,,,

Someone should.
;
Your girlfriend is a dog.

A beautiful one yes but still, a dog. LOL

Reminds me of an incident year's back. Petting my grand daughter's puppy in the cab, I accidentally cut of a big hog biker in traffic. A biker myself, I was embarrassed.
At the next light he pulled up along-side so, I rolled down my window to apologized for stupidity. He responded

"It's Ok pal." But you should know, your girlfriend is a dog."