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Old Nov 11, 2022 | 11:48 AM
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Franc Rauscher
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Default Re: Humor and Clean Jokes

I've been trying to eat healthy, cutting out sweets.

Last night I choked on a carrot. It really hurt and I couldn't get my breath.

The wife hit my back real hard and dislodged it. Now my back and throat hurt.

The whole time, all could think of was " I'll bet a donut would not have done that."
 
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