Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it.
The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover, She told him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second went shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen television. She said,"I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.
The third woman took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned $5,000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said,"I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much,
The man thought long and hard about how each of his girlfriends had spent the money, and being a man, he decided to marry the one with the biggest *****..