Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of chocolate-covered candy.
Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it a Budweiser?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
"No," the boy replied again.
"Is it wine?"
"No," said the little boy......"It's a puppy!"