Hi CyberCG,
have you tried to read if any error codes have been set. Does the car still start after starting it 3 times? If the SKREEM doesn't recognize your key, the car won't start after 3 times. Do the door locks close if you use your key in the driver's door? (The driver's door will lock and unlock manually with the key, but the passenger door should also open and close when you use the key in the driver's door via the central locking pump.) Do you hear the CLP turning on or off using the FOB or the key in the driver's door? It does sound like it's a CLP issue (not the wipers) since the turn signals are flashing, yet the doors aren't opening/closing when you use the FOB. When you reseated the connectors on the CLP, did you check the pins for tightness, corrosion, recession? They're such thin gauge, they can be damaged or rot away very easily.
Good Luck.
-Jerry