Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
The fatheroffered his son the following deal.
“You bring yourgrades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your haircut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thoughtabout that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about sixweeks his father said, “Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observedthat you have been studying your Bible, but I ’m disappointed you haven't hadyour hair cut.”
The boy said,"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies ofthe Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses hadlong hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had longhair.”
Got to love theDad’s reply:
“Did you alsonotice they all walked everywhere they went?”