Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
A farmer drove to his neighbors house and knocked on the door.
A boy, about nine, opened the door.
The farmer asked “Is your mom or dad home?”
“No, they went to town.”
“How about your brother, Howard, is he here?”
“No, he went with mom an dad.”
The farmer stood there a minute shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
When the boy said “ i know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one.
Or I could give dad a message.”
No, the farmer said uncomfortably. .
I really wanted to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant.
The boy thought for a moment, then said “Yep, you’ll have to talk to my dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bulls, and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Mar 23, 2024 at 04:42 AM.