Today I went out to my garage and looked at my special black German paint job on my car and sighed.
The paint is a custom order job, it's called Der Fahrder schwartz malen.
Being from Jersey, we like to shorten that crap up. I call it my "Fahrder" paint job. Because the Fahrder away you are, the better it looks!
Are your feet tired? Because that was a long way to go for a joke. One day I'll get it painted.