Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
**The location of your mailbox shows you
how far away from your house you can be in a robe,
before you start looking like a mental patient.
**My 60-year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon
and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
**I wonder what the job application is like at Hooters..
do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"?
**The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked
"What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the **** storm that's coming.
**On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.
This is upsetting news to me ... I had no idea I was Japanese.
**When I die I want to be reincarnated as a big spider.
Just so I can finally hear a women say: "Oh, my God, it's huge!"