Re: Post Something Random (No politics)
**Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older**
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two motivations:- hunger and hanky panky , If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.