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Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled. They have determined that exsessive use of the gas pedal induces giddyness and loss of contol of your facial muscles resulting in perma-grin. Another factor contributing to the recall was the fact that Mercedes SLK drivers have shown excessive road rage against crossfire drivers due to the fact the crossfire looks much better than their car.
If you own a crossfire and bring it to your local dealer they will replace it free of charge for a Chrysler Sebring. They guarentee that you will no longer be in any danger after this. Happy April fools everyone. ;) ;) ;) |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
OH NO NOT A SEBRING...
I just returned from Florida on vacation and all I saw were those darn cars with the Crossfire grills which pisses me off. |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
That's a Good One, I like it! https://www.crossfireforum.org/forum...ons/icon10.gif
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...1st20april.gif S(pring) F(ool) |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Originally Posted by VALKRYDERGUY
OH NO NOT A SEBRING...
I just returned from Florida on vacation and all I saw were those darn cars with the Crossfire grills which pisses me off. |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Majkls,
I was just bragging to my brother that, unlike his Vette, Crossfires have as yet not had a recall. Thanks Roadster with a stick |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Originally Posted by majkls xfire
Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled. They have determined that exsessive use of the gas pedal induces giddyness and loss of contol of your facial muscles resulting in perma-grin. Another factor contributing to the recall was the fact that Mercedes SLK drivers have shown excessive road rage against crossfire drivers due to the fact the crossfire looks much better than their car.
If you own a crossfire and bring it to your local dealer they will replace it free of charge for a Chrysler Sebring. They guarentee that you will no longer be in any danger after this. Happy April fools everyone. ;) ;) ;) |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Originally Posted by majkls xfire
Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled. They have determined that exsessive use of the gas pedal induces giddyness and loss of contol of your facial muscles resulting in perma-grin. Another factor contributing to the recall was the fact that Mercedes SLK drivers have shown excessive road rage against crossfire drivers due to the fact the crossfire looks much better than their car.
If you own a crossfire and bring it to your local dealer they will replace it free of charge for a Chrysler Sebring. They guarentee that you will no longer be in any danger after this. Happy April fools everyone. ;) ;) ;) |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Very funny!!!
btw we have had 2 recalls |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Would that be the Sebring with the supercharger and intercooler? :p
Gotta get me a new grill before somebody asks if this is the new Pacifica Smart Car Hybrid. That, of course, would mean WAR !! |
Re: Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled
Originally Posted by VALKRYDERGUY
OH NO NOT A SEBRING...
I just returned from Florida on vacation and all I saw were those darn cars with the Crossfire grills which pisses me off. |
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