Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled. They have determined that exsessive use of the gas pedal induces giddyness and loss of contol of your facial muscles resulting in perma-grin. Another factor contributing to the recall was the fact that Mercedes SLK drivers have shown excessive road rage against crossfire drivers due to the fact the crossfire looks much better than their car.

If you own a crossfire and bring it to your local dealer they will replace it free of charge for a Chrysler Sebring. They guarentee that you will no longer be in any danger after this.

Happy April fools everyone.

 

OH NO NOT A SEBRING...
I just returned from Florida on vacation and all I saw were those darn cars with the Crossfire grills which pisses me off.

 

That's a Good One, I like it!


S(pring) F(ool)

 

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!!!!!

 

Majkls,
I was just bragging to my brother that, unlike his Vette, Crossfires have as yet not had a recall.

Thanks


Roadster with a stick

 

Very funny, good one. Happy April Fools Day

 

Now I don't care who you are..... now that's funny!!!!

 

Very funny!!!

btw we have had 2 recalls

 

Would that be the Sebring with the supercharger and intercooler?

Gotta get me a new grill before somebody asks if this is the new Pacifica Smart Car Hybrid.

That, of course, would mean WAR !!

 

I just got back from Florida myself and saw the same thing. Even the hood and headlights are a complete copy, just uglier. I could not believe how many there were, they were like ants, just everywhere.