Chrysler LLC anounces all Chrysler Crossfires to be recalled. They have determined that exsessive use of the gas pedal induces giddyness and loss of contol of your facial muscles resulting in perma-grin. Another factor contributing to the recall was the fact that Mercedes SLK drivers have shown excessive road rage against crossfire drivers due to the fact the crossfire looks much better than their car.

If you own a crossfire and bring it to your local dealer they will replace it free of charge for a Chrysler Sebring. They guarentee that you will no longer be in any danger after this.

Happy April fools everyone.