After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He
wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new
lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.
His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the
apartment to pack up her things.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted
on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the
half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then
cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked
for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung
everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during
which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to
replace the expensive carpet.

Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could
not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum
of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived
and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new
home......including the curtain rods.

DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!

 

.....or just only mess with the right one!! :lol: