Right thats it!!!! I am moving to America! I hear you can pretty much get away with anything in Texas?

 

Texas here i come....

Maybe a sign on the cars that says....." I carry a Beretta 9mm& and you kneecaps are likely to vanish if you damage my motor"

I'm bloody sick of the UK any way, so USA or Middle East is a good bet for me :-)

 

Le Guillotine! Le Guillotine!!

 

Lot's of bumper stickers here that read like "Insured by Smith & Wesson"

 

Or Colt, in my case. We gotta' talk about that...

 

Yikes we only have to be holding a lollipop stick & the police view it as a deadly weapon! lol

 

The police here in the uk are as bloody useless as the vandals and hoodlums and all the other cretins..... these guys are generally ***** and missfits who were bullied ay school and determined to wreek revenge on society....

 

I roll with the Smith and Wesson Model 500...A Giant Hand Cannon....50Cal to be exact

 

Eurotune NOW !!! I ordered mine today, total was $219 with shipping.

 

The police here in the uk are as bloody useless as the vandals and hoodlums and all the other cretins..... these guys are generally ***** and missfits who were bullied ay school and determined to wreek revenge on society....

 

They make a sign that has a picture of a gun on it and it says...We dont call the cops here!

 

Where were you guys when my door got wasted? LOL...... Yeah, I would have hurt someone for that hit and run, but we will never know....so it is fixed, and I will park in a better location next time... If they only knew they hit an old crotchity cop's car, with a .45 on his side, they might have backed up and tried to park the right way...@ssholes... Grant, I am liking your thinking Mate...come over here, and I will find you some work...lol

 

I am not so sure keying a car is worth killing a man, but certainly worth blowing off a knee cap. Not 100%, but I mildly certain I could get away with it in Texas too.

 

Oledoc2u,
I'd love to indulge in the USA, briefly worked there a few times in years past, and would love to make a new home some place like your town.

My XF is very special to me.....this why......
Story now, get the violins out........rub your ears too . . . . .

3 years ago, my EX wife took me for everything - fat ugly cow.....
a £675,000 home, 2 landrover TDV6's, My Scooby Imprezza toy and crushed my Caymen to the size of a washing machine, robbed the accounts of £87,000 and put me £40,000 in debt.
Lied to the local Police & I spent the night in the cells for bugger all - (and proved it eventually),
then she went on to create a 3 year legal battle for my kids costing me £37,000 for her personal entertainment - and I lost miserably..., took a 20 year circle of friends, my ENTIRE family without exception and she just recently inherited MY Grandfathers fortune of 6 figures.....
All this crap kicked off in Jan 2009, since then I spent most of 2009 homeless, potless and fu**less, decalred clinically dead 4 times in feb 2009 after some how waking up in hospital from exposure sleeping in doorways in -10' in the bloody snow..
Since then, this ***** sold MY home, after leaving all the bills in my name a year on & all the crap that goes with it,
She now lives in a nice house she owns in my mothers name, sponges rent allowence from the local council, and does very well on benifits... even though she has a fortune in variious banks.

In the last year, I managed to get life in some sort of order, a new little place to live thats surrounded by dirtbags and horrid people..... workshy ****** basically.
I'm working again, and earning a small fortune at last..... and she wants some of this too - bog off, was the reply to that ha ha...
Meanwhile, I had a lockup full of tools and equipment worth sone £173,000 and got just £3,000 for the lot, put another 5k in the pot and bought my XFire a month ago...
Well, effictively this car owes me the better part of £800,000 with all I lost in the last 3 years....

So please forgive me for getting a little cruddy when My XF gets damaged by the useless bastards that inhabit Britain....

So if any one has a job for a highly skilled Defence engineer, with deap sea sub and robotics knowledge, weapons experience and currently working as a Global Quality and development Engineer for one of the Biggest names in Automotives....... let me know.
I have no ties, can leave the UK at 2 weeks notice....... and I never want to return - ever....

Gripe over . . .
And I managed to pull 138mph out of my XF on the way to work this morning - pure heaven, love the noise of the purring exhausts..

However bad life gets - remember there is always light at the end of the tunnel..... even if it's just a small glow :-)
have a great weekend you lot.

Grant B

 

I see you are just up the road from me Grant.......

 

Excellent, want to meet for a beer or cold drinks and talk cars ?

 

Grant, we have women just like that here....I'm sure some of them end up as dinner for some Croc.

 

Mmmmm maybe i'll arrange a holiday in the Everglades for the witch, and have a natter to a few friends from Fort Bragg to arrange a one way air boat ride for her then..... croc food sound like a plan lol...

Mean while, the violins and woes are firmly stowed away in their case - next to the Machine Gun.....
Im doing alright now, and in top form again, with my new found love....my XF :-)

 

Don't need no stinking MG. Just a P3AT. Efficient! Gary

 

Mmmm sounds good....
I also had a fantastic idea involving a Claymore rigged to the toilet in her room ????
Messy, but i wouldnt have to wipe the walls down :-)

any way... we're getting away from the topic of these fantastic cars.

Meanwhile, i posted a topic trying to get hold of Mr Mopar for some XF bits...
If any one has any of these, id be delighted :-)
Regards

Grant B