Knowit,
Remember the old saying:
When you're young, it's tri-weekly.
As you age, it's try weekly.
And your in old age when its try, weakly.

 

Dan, do you mean a Dyson vacuum, or a Hoover? There is a difference you know. That is, if you think things should work properly.

 

RickB.

That is hilarious!

 

answer as all married men find out ... >>>The seven year old any type "Vac" still Sux!!!

 

i am married 6 months now and can see how the above will be true.

 

Awwwww!
Don't fret. As with all things in life, good things come in stages. If a good stage seems to be coming to an end, just wait, it may come back even better in the future.

 

thanks. i am not worried. i feel that my wife and I have something very special (i'd hope so i married her)!

 

Man, for a second there I thought you were talking about the Crossfire!

 

My wife thinks she is too tall to get into my Xfire and she dose not really like my Xfire. She let's me have what ever I want as long as I pay for it.
As far as sex goes when ever I WANT it, I get it. She tells me if a guy isn't getting any at home he will look some where else, so I get all I want at home. (plus it's great)

 

My husband bought me my crossfire. You can imagine how lucky he gets.

 

20+ years and My 'VAC" is still going strong.
My wife bought me my crossfire. You can imagine how Lucky I am...

 

Looks a good balance - two each - suppose the BMW is your wife's, know what you mean though one car per family used to be a luxury.

 

Your wife is one smart woman. I suppose that is why I must sometimes go for a slow ride with the Audi TT. Not really proud of it, but years of neglect does take it's toll.

 

Wow I bought crossfire for both me and the wife but she drives it more then me, but when I need a little leverage I threaten getting rid of the crossfire and it works every time! Plus my wife is always ready to go. One of the benefits to marrying a virgin.

 

As a Marine me and a Soldier were talking. He told me that his wife was more then he could handle. I looked at him and ask if I could come over and help him out. Did not go over to great, but he never bragged about how much he was getting at home again.

 

Hey Knowit maybe yours has a boy friend!

 

Knowit,
I didn't see an Audi TT on your list of cars. Who's car are you slow driving???

 

yeah but what about the wife?

 

I'll tell you tomorrow,...LOL

 

Wow! Must be why I'm single. I don't care what she thinks about my car! And yes, I probably DO love my car more than her. After all, I can drive the car whenever I want. The car does exactly what I tell it to do, whenever I tell it. And except for the annoying "put your seat belt on" beeping, my car NEVER bitches at me. Hmmm... so what did I need her for again? LOL!