Star Trek upper right

 

 

 

Signs that indicate you are in Texass

 

I accidentally used my wife's fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper...;

and now the cops are here.

 

I took a good hard, long, look at myself this morning.......
I won't be doing that again for a while.

 

 

I was lucky in school to have a mentor, Francis Klausman. He was my 7th grade teacher. Later in Junior-High, he was my Latin teacher and taught Higher Math and Plain Geometry. He also was my High-School counselor. Over the years, we became very good friends.

I once asked him if and where would I ever use algebra. He replied, "most likely never but, some of the smart kids will."

 

 

 

 

 

It has been a long tims since I saw that one, and guess what, I still laughed when I read it because I forgot I saw it B4.


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I've seen that one before as well. I laughed my butt off, so I posted it! LOL

 

come on now………..If you’ve seen one wiener, you've seen them all

 

 

 

Did you hear that Mattel made a new HAMAS Barbie?

Its a blow up doll----------------


My grandfather said my generation relied too much on technology

So I unplugged his life support-----------------


Accidentally gave my wife a Glue Stick instead of a ChapStik

Now she won't talk to me------------------


I started a new website for Orphans

it doesn't have a home page.

 

What do panties and nail polish have in common?
Alcohol removes both of them.