Humor and Clean Jokes
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At the beginning of the 1970s, an airline made an offer to boost company sales by targeting businessmen:
“Buy a business class ticket and get a free ticket for your wife.” For the same trip
— and after the idea’s overwhelming success — the company wrote to the wives, asking for their feedback and how much they enjoyed the journey.
The response from all of them was the same:
“What trip!?”
“Buy a business class ticket and get a free ticket for your wife.” For the same trip
— and after the idea’s overwhelming success — the company wrote to the wives, asking for their feedback and how much they enjoyed the journey.
The response from all of them was the same:
“What trip!?”
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One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.
One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running.
The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.
The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running.
The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.
The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
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From: St Louis MO
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Two blondes are hiking in the woods when they came across some tracks.
One said they were deer tracks, the other was sure they were bear tracks.
They were still debating the issue when the train hit them.
One said they were deer tracks, the other was sure they were bear tracks.
They were still debating the issue when the train hit them.
Hmmmm.....
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From: Central South Carolina
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Remember that song "Their coming to take you away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... .
