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Old May 13, 2021 | 09:10 AM
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Old May 13, 2021 | 09:49 AM
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Old May 13, 2021 | 11:48 AM
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if this goes on much longer, it WON’T be a rumor.

A Society can only bear so much ruin.
 
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Old May 18, 2021 | 10:11 AM
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Old May 18, 2021 | 10:19 AM
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Old May 22, 2021 | 10:34 AM
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Old May 23, 2021 | 10:57 AM
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Old May 27, 2021 | 12:42 PM
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I'm a founding member!
 
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Old Jun 1, 2021 | 04:19 PM
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Old Jun 1, 2021 | 06:50 PM
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Old Jun 2, 2021 | 07:03 PM
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Old Jun 6, 2021 | 10:09 AM
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 Man goes to an auto parts store to get something for his Yugo.

He asks the clerk "can I get a gas cap for a Yugo?"

Clerk replies. "That sounds like a fair trade!"









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Old Jun 6, 2021 | 11:02 AM
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Why do Yugos have heated rear windows?
So your hands do not get cold pushing them on a winters day.

How do you double the selling price of a Yugo?
You fill the gas tank.

Remember all those jokes back in the day?
 

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Old Jun 7, 2021 | 10:07 AM
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I raced a Harley the other day, and after some really hard riding, I finally managed to pass the guy. I was riding on one of those twisting sections with no straight sections to speak of and where most of the curves have warning signs that say "15 KM".

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and cornering. Three corners later, I was on his tail. Catching him was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but when we came out he'd get on the throttle and outpower me. His horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me more determined than ever.

My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an instant, I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

But now I was in the lead, and he would no longer hold me back. I stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the mountain, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see him in my rear-view mirror.

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more than horsepower and deep pockets, I had passed him. Though it was not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain.

I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedalled so hard in my life. And some of the credit must go to Raleigh, as well. They make a great bicycle.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2021 | 01:37 PM
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Old Jun 10, 2021 | 01:06 PM
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Old Jun 10, 2021 | 05:45 PM
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Old Jun 10, 2021 | 08:01 PM
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That's waffer board, but it's close enough!! So Funny!
 
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Old Jun 10, 2021 | 09:48 PM
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That's waffer board, but it's close enough!! So Funny!
never heard of waffer board, looks like OSB ( Oriented Strand Board ) to me
 
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Old Jun 10, 2021 | 10:08 PM
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Isn’t it wafer ?

a) wood chips
b) Alabama distance
c) sugar cookie
 
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